Questions That Demand Answers:
Altoids and Oral Sex
Submitted by Rednikki, Feb 16 1998.
(She's also been known to try her hand at some mild fiction).

New Information!! (Posted Nov 24, 1998)

In the interests of science, late Saturday night an experiment was carried out involving a man, a woman, and Wintergreen Altoids. Please note: Wintergreen Altoids may be more or less potent than regular ones (the test subjects suspected less) so your mileage may vary.

THE MALE SUBJECT: The male, on the receiving end, described the sensation as "icy hot, like Vick's Vap-O-Rub" (he was not asked where he found the basis for comparison with Vick's) and stated that, while he did not find it unpleasant, he understood why some might. He also stated that, given the choice between fellatio involving Wintergreen Altoids and crushed ice on a long road trip, he'd take the crushed ice.

THE FEMALE SUBJECT: The female subject, on the receiving end, was heard from the street to scream, "Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, just DON'T STOP!!!" She liked the sensation. She really, really liked the sensation. A lot. She noted that intermittent blowing on the licked area really added to the experience.

Many sacrifices must be made for science, and I'd like to thank the two test subjects for giving up a decent night's sleep in order to find out the answer to this question.



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