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Altoids and Oral Sex -- UPDATE
Submitted by Rednikki sometime in July, I think.

Now, I'm probably as tired of hearing about this as anyone else, but this little tidbit was brought to my attention a couple of months ago. Yes, I'm just getting around to posting it up now. Hey! I'm a busy guy! You think I got nuthin' better to do than entertain all you jokers?


Anyway, this is an exerpt from the Starr Report <ptui!> (emphasis added):

"The President finally joined Ms. Lewinsky in the study, where they were alone for only a minute or two.(708) Ms. Lewinsky gave him an antique paperweight in the shape of the White House.(709) She also showed him an email describing the effect of chewing Altoid mints before performing oral sex. Ms. Lewinsky was chewing Altoids at the time, but the President replied that he did not have enough time for oral sex.(710) They kissed, and the President rushed off for a State Dinner with President Zedillo.(711)"

Now, y'all don't suppose that my little old web page had anything do do with that, do you?

<-- back to the Altoids