November 21, 1996
Things I have misheard recently:
- "All people over 50 or under 12 should get a clue shot" on a radio
commercial (it was really "flu shot")
- "Wha?" (was really "huh?", but still. I misheard it)
- "This is Date Rape America" (the talk radio show, "Day Break
America"--but
I always mishear this one....scary)
November 19, 1996
I have one word for my hair today.
That word would be ... lank.
Though greasy is also an acceptable description.
November 18, 1996
Why do certain things suddenly become wholly fascinating? Completely
control one's attention? So that you are incapable of shifting your eyes
away?
What does it say about you, the things that you fixate on? I stared for
a while at a bird, stared at the spot it was in after it flew off. What
does this mean?
Then I spent a good 5 minutes staring across the table at someone else's
watch.
Though I imagine somehow this could be connected to beverage.
November 7, 1996
I am almost out of coffeeeeeeee!!!! ohnoooooooooo!
Why are most of my thoughts about beverage?
November 6, 1996
Why does ginger ale mix so well with alcohol to yield pleasing beverages?
November 1, 1996
It's "little eiffel", not "in a life boat", ya moron.
October 20, 1996
That would be 5 am.....
The thought of this hour is that I have discovered beauty in the form of
Embassy Dairy's Flavored Lemon Drink, which is less than 1% lemon juice.
There are many things which are inherently disturbing about this stuff.
- Why is the adjective (Flavored) in the grammatically wrong place?
(well, for English grammar anyway, unless I am just way wrong?)
- Why is a dairy making Flavored Lemon Drink?
- Why is it so good?
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