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Grandma for Sale - MUST SEE!!!
Item #69987688
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Currently $1000000.00 (reserve met) First bid $10.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 7 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left 5 days, 13 hours + Location California
Started 02/21/99 19:42:47 PST envelope (mail this auction to a friend)
Ends 02/28/99 19:42:47 PST [Gift Alert] (request a gift alert)
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High bid thebadomen (0)
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Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item. You should contact the seller to resolve any questions before bidding. Currency is U.S. dollars (US$) unless otherwise noted.

This is the auction of the century. Never has there been an opportunity quite like this. For a limited time, and I mean have a chance to bid on this 100% authentic Grandma. She was born in the early 1900's. She has lived through 2 World wars and the Clinton Presidency. She loves cleaning house and picking up after people.

Accessories included:
2 pairs of Dentures
1 Quilt
1 Set of old lady clothes
1 pair of glasses
3 bottles of foot ointment
1 Rocking Chair

Your grandma will come wraped in jumbo bubble wrap, in a crate that doubles as a wooden coffin when she dies. We are so sure you will be happy with your grandma that we will throw in an extra pair of dentures. THATS NO TYPO! a free pair of dentures, but only for a limited time. If for any reason you are not happy with your grandma, just return her within 30 days for a full money back gurantee. If price goes beyond $500 shipping and handling is free. Otherwise shipping and handling is $19.95.


Warning: Grandma is known to spout profanity at times, and does get cranky if not given her medicene (note: medicene is not included)



Grandma for Sale - MUST SEE!!! (Item #69987688)

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